Monday, December 24, 2007

What's worse than being single?













Q: What's worse than being single?
A: Being married to the wrong person or into the wrong family.

Madam A
You were an industrious woman, hardworking, a true african soldier. You left the shores on Naija to hussle for a greener pasture in the U.K, not for yourself alone, but for your husband and kids t have the good life. You washed dishes, washed toilets and did many many menial jobs to make ends meet, and the ends did meet. Your children went to the ebst schools in Naija, managed to buy a house in the U.K and even invited your husband over.


You husband! He saw how well you had done for yourself and began to devise a plot. He pushed you down the stairs of the house and you broke your spinal cord. He turned you into a vegetable so that he could inherit the house and all you had worked for. You didnt just become a vegetable, you became psychotic, and had to be kept in the hospital.

Your husband came to Naija, married another wife and threw lavish parties, he left you all alone.

Thank God for the association, they had an inkling what was happening and are now working on putting your husband behind bars.

Your mother Iya Olobi is now by your side taking care of you in the London hospital.

God sees all things and know all things.

Mr. T
You married late because you wanted to be comfortable enough to provide for your family. So you worked hard and made a small fortune for yourself and then got married to that lady who seemed to be all that. She gave you two lovely daughters. Those times were sweet, you lavished so much on her, bought her cars, built a house in her name and opened a store fr her. You did all these because you loved her. Then you got laid off at work and the fortune dwindled and eventually there was nothing left.


And then she changed. She started talking down at you, disrespecting you, keeping late nights and having strange men come over to pick her. You loved her so much, you begged her to change, to stand by you during the tough times, she tricked you into withdrwing your saving, all you had, so that you both could start a small business. She ran away with the money and dumped you and the girls.

You blamed yourself for being to gullible, how could this happen to you?

The times were hard. You struggled to keep the girls in school and hoped that fortune will again smile on you. And it did in a larger dimension. You got a better job and a bigger pay.

After 3 years f being gone, your wife returns claiming to be sorry and asking for forgiveness, but you know somewhere in your heart that it is another trick she is trying to pull off.

Everything is not as it seems.

Merry xmas Allied, 30+, Yankeenaijababe, orientatednaijababe, Pamelastitch, Mona and everyone. You guys have made blogville interesting for me.


Holla Back



Luv always!












6 comments:

Unknown said...

Merry Christmas!!!!

Orientatednaijababe said...

Merry Christmas darling..sorry i went AWOL oh...serious happenings here, will keep u posted. Have a fantastic celebration.

Thirty + said...

Thank you Bukenzo,

Have a fab Christmas yourself and a wonderful / fruitful year ahead.

Allied said...

Happy New Year!!!

I always tell my mom, it is not how early i get married, it is how well.

I pray for the bones of our bones for those who are still single.

Anonymous said...

Hey!!! Thanks for checking out my blog and leaving a comment...

I feel horrible, i just got so lazy and i never blogged again...lol, nways the party was ok...the drive was painfully boring!!!

So even though i don't blog as much, i check ur blog everyday and i was glad to see some something new...

It's a new year...Happy New Year to u!!!

And i promise to read my own blog everyday so i don't reply to comments 2 months after...

Peace!!!

Thirty + said...

Bukenzolicious, HAPPY NEW YEAR TO YOU.

You are so right, like they say it's not how long but how well